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The rumor placing Lindsay Lohan and Bruce Willis in a "mixed-age" grope at a screening of Hostage has already passed through the publicist denial phase, but does it seem like Willis is trying to rationalize something?

Bald Bruce is also proud of his physical abilities outside the bedroom.

He added: "I remember when I was a kid, 50 was pretty old. I feel great. I look after myself. I can still run around and keep up with my kids.

"Everybody, no matter how old you are, is roughly around 24, 25 in their heart."

Don't be so judgmental. If something happened with Lohan, Willis would only be a dirty old man on the outside. If you just took a little time to look inside at his heart, this would've been a grope-fest of equals.