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What's the only thing more homoerotic than the pseudo-macho banter from Top Gun? How about repeating that banter with a stranger while holding your penis?

Val Kilmer took a break from his personal time in the urinals to exchange Top Gun quotes with a complete stranger. [...]

"This guy quoted Top Gun and said to him: 'You can be my wing man anytime.'"

"He was expecting Val to get arsey. But Val said: 'No man - you can be mine.'"

Unfortunately, due to a shortage of sand, suntan lotion, and sweaty guys with crewcuts, the new friends weren't able to throw together an impromptu recreation of the movie's famous beach volleyball scene.