Tabloid Studies 101: "Hell" and Your Mediatic Priorities

You see, class, the placement of "Baretta" over "Burn In Hell," indicates that the Post sees our judicial system's glass as half full. They're focusing on the positive; Robert Blake is free! Quite a contrast to the Daily News, which comes off as rather despondent. Lots of gloom and doom over there — get those kids some Zoloft, right?
Tomorrow's lesson: Mislabeling photo art and captions as a means of sublimation.
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