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[Note: there are some different instructions this week. Make sure you read before e-mailing your guesses.] Wherein we invite our readers to try and fire the arrows of their guesses at the exposed ankle of humpy E! gossip warrior-demigod Ted Casablanca's weekly blind item, which he's rendered nearly invulnerable through a dip in the Styx of linguistic obscurity. Take a stab at One Secret Suck-Face Blind Vice:

Ted sez: "I love the chicks who write to me and complain that Hollywood, according to this column, is full of nothing but gay people, drug fiends and plastic-surgery-addicted divas (both male and female). To those malcontents, I say: Skip this week's naughty installment." Read the item.

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