· Finally, NYC's best Irish pubs to get your drink on, if you can still get through the door. As it's amateur hour out there, we'd like to note that if you can't get your drunk ass laid tonight, you likely never will. [Gridskipper]
· Everyone knows the meathead in the striped button-down shirt: "My boys are coming out with me tonight! They all have striped shirts too! I figure we ll kick off the night with some Golden Tee! I am going to smack the shit out of that little white ball!" [The Phat Phree]
· A pretty celebrity does not a sports column make. Exhibit A: Ashley Judd. [Kentucky.com]
· Searching for a Gannon, and any ol' Gannon will do. [Washington Socialites]