· While they're still open, CBGB hosts rock showcase How Swede It Is. Ignore the cloying title and check out Deportees, Moneybrother, and other talented unknowns vying for your indie love. Past participants include The Hives and Sahara Hotnights, if you're looking for some sort of cred factor. [flavorpill]
· Get your gay on with The Drama Department's Gershwin fundraiser, hosted by Isaac Mizrahi and Cynthia Nixon. For a mere $500 (benefitting the Theater Collective), you can catch Deborah Harry singing showtunes over cocktails at Lot 61. [NYT]
· It's the end of an era: the last episode — ever — of MTV's The Osbournes airs tonight at 10:30. Watch the dogs shit on the carpet one last time while you wonder if Jack and Kelly can stay sober without the cameras on them. [MTV]