· Sub Pop darlings The Thermals and SNL funnyman Fred Armisen invade the Knitting Factory for a night of knee slapping, hip shaking goodness. Knitting Factory? Thermals? There s a joke in there somewhere but we re just too gosh darn lazy to find it. [KF]
· Temple Emanu-El is a perennial Saturday morning favorite for scoping out the Hebrew hotties. But tonight, megaclub Temple — God s house of bump & grind — will bring together trend-setters of both the Jew and Gentile variety when it plays host to the afterparty for Paper magazine s Beautiful People issue. Fugly people need not attend. [Temple]
· Prove your artistic bravery at Matthew Bourne's Play Without Words, a stage interpretation of Joseph Losey's film The Servant. Included: choreographed movement and jazz scoring. Not included: any speaking. How'd you guess? [flavorpill]