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· Pat O'Brien gets a roommate that even he might think twice about propositioning. [We really hope they're at the same place. What a party!]
· A South Carolina IMAX theater is refusing to show a movie (Volcanoes of the Deep Sea) because of a reference to the witchcraft of "evolution" it contains. To make sure their entertainment offerings are more palatable to their customers, the theater instead will be filled with two hours of a 100-foot projection of Jesus having his flesh torn off by a spiked whip.
· Yet another way you can nearly kill someone on the 405 while distracted by your cellphone.
· A modest proposal from the real OC: A horny couple is looking for a reasonably-priced, regular venue for their extramarital affair. Sandy Cohen would not approve.