This Just In: We're Morons
Wow, we thought for a second there we'd left our copy of Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy in the DVD player. How else to explain this utterly stupid banter we just heard on CNN's Live From:
Miles O'Brien: Well, it looks like we're talking about another revolution in a country some of us can't pronounce. We're not mentioning any names, of course. It's kind of like Kyra-stan, but it really isn't. We're calling it 'The Tulip Revolution': People power in the 'stans, coming up.
Kyra Phillips: I love tulips... Hey, Miles, is that a new portable PlayStation?