· Memo to T.B.: Your exec probably meant Svetlana Stalin, and no, it was not a compliment. [Palm Beach Daily News]
· Liz Smith's pants are so, so on fire. [FishBowlNY]
· And all this time we thought blogs were what made you a mogul. Man, we are so, so screwed. [NYT]
· Speaking of blogs (or as we like to call them, 'Snicker, blogs, snicker, sob'), The New York Daily News makes them seem so simple, even an idiot could create one... A bigger idiot. [NYDN]