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· Attention J.Lo stalkers—proximity to her world-famous hindquarters is merely $1K away. Jane Fonda fans, the same deal applies.
· Britney Spears hires a Kabbalah rabbi to save her marriage...and if that doesn't work, she'll slip him two grand to make sure his "light is extinguished."
· Xeni Jardin, BoingBoing blogger and sexpot Wired reporter sent from 15 minutes in the future to send back information about our inferior technology to some alien race, does the LAist interview. She is so very shiny, and we love her so.
· Q: Why are these people lining up in front of the Chinese Theatre in anticipation of the new Star Wars movie, when the theater hasn't even officially announced that it's showing the movie yet? A: Because they are more hardcore than your typical bunch of Boba Fett-worshipping fanboys, and don't you forget it. And you know what else? They're answering the pay phone.
· Headline of the day: Statutory Rape Not So Good For Gap. Not yet, anyway.