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Tale of Two Cities points us to Newsday's awesome "impulse!" nightlife reviews, written by the most discerning post-college kids this side of Murray Hill. On the latest LES "hotspot" that you never wanted, Libation, 22 year-old Jennifer Bisram writes:

Libation, meaning serving beverages, does just that in a sophisticated, simplistic way! From gold curtains to 24k gold flakes in the signature drinks, elegance is definitely exuded.

Jennifer gives Libation a B+, meaning sophisticated-looking venue for utterly simplistic patrons! From the knock-off Vuitton bags to the spandex halter tops, twattiness is definitely exuded.

impulse! - Libation [Newsday]
The Kids Have Their Say [ToTC]