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Wherein we invite our readers to knead the knotted word-muscles of humpy E! gossip masseur Ted Casablanca's weekly blind item. Today, Ted spins the tale of a Hollywood couple who've sought their jollies with people outside the bonds of their marriage, and done so with (highly vocal) aplomb. Creep on little cat feet across One Nearly Public Blind Vice:

Ted sez: "Fleshy Tessy and Bulging Bruce sure are the pair. Quite the celebrated duo in their chosen professions (including one joint project, to mixed reviews), Tess 'n' Bruce are rather brazenly courting other (less cute) bed partners. All because they say they've had it with the other's spoiled behavior back in the marital manse." Read the item.

UPDATE: You say: Your guesses are posted.