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A reader suggested that there might be some kind of relationship between Tobey Maguire's rapidly-deteriorating physique and his participation in poker tournaments, submitting as evidence this photo from the in-progress WPT Championship, where Maguire is in 140th place. It should be easy enough for the folks at Sony to add a gambling component to its inevitable, billion-dollar-superhero-franchise-saving intervention, but if that doesn't work, maybe they could just push a StairMaster up to the table.