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· How are you supposed to tell the difference between David Cronenberg's Crash and Paul Haggis' forthcoming movie with the same title? For one, only one features hot, James Spader scar-fucking action. The Feh blog has the other key differences.
· Things blogging.la has learned by hanging out with the Star Wars nerd-line in front of the Chinese: "5. The cops think it's funny to drive by and make Darth Vader breathing noises on their loud speakers. 6. The Nerds, not so much."
· It was only a matter of time before the just-deceased Pope started making his case for sainthood by appearing on dormitory cafeteria poultry.
· Craiglist: an inexhaustible font of inappropriate sex-for-housing ads.
·Pantheon Zeus is so inspired by Rosie O'Donnell's turn as a retarded bus rider that he's moved to pen a tribute poem in Rosie's inimitable blogging style.