10 Inspirational Miley Cyrus Image Macros
On August 25, 2013, 108 lbs of meat named Miley Cyrus broke into America’s televisions and performed the frightfully perverted and most highly sinful Dance of the Seven Veils. In a rage, 150 U.S. citizens wrote to the Federal Communications Commission to protest the emergence of Cyrus’ butt in so many places it did not belong (on top of singer Robin Thicke; inside a pair of rubber panties; exposed to the humid summer night, etc.).
With the help of a couple Freedom of Information Act requests, Deadspin and The Smoking Gun acquired the full set of feverish complaints. We’ve culled a few of our very favorite lines and present them now as a series of inspirational image macros, perfect for sharing on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Pinterest, LinkedIn, Google+, Weibo, Vkontakte, iTunes (?), or even just as paper print-outs you distribute among your colleagues.
We call the collection: "Teen Dream; America's Nightmare."
(All spelling mistakes preserved from the originals.)
