Friday:
 · Go see Elvis Costello, the man who paved the way for a generation of young hipsters to wear unsightly horn-rimmed glasses, at Beacon Theater tonight. [Paper]
· MoMA presents a past-and-present lineup of Sundance Film Festival, featuring works from Spike Jonze, Andrew Jarecki, and Peter Sollett. Be sure to sport the above-mentioned horn-rimmed glasses. [flavorpill]
Saturday:
 · Dizzee Rascal, grime wunderkind and pepper spray afficiando, stops by Irving Plaza tonight. [flavorpill]
· Tonight's Shins show is sold out, but we're pretty sure you can beat up the kid with the Seth Cohen haircut reading Kavalier and Clay on the subway and steal his ticket. [Upcoming]
Sunday:
 · LA-based comedy collective Mortified find humor in reading embarrasing diary entries, awful poetry, and hearbreaking tales of personal woe on stage. Go laugh at how marginally better your life is than theirs at The Tank tonight. [flavorpill]