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Defamer is committed to bringing together Hollywood's hottest stars and the anonymous Craigslist posters who issue claims of love and intimacy on "missed connections" message boards

Vince Vaughn
 Vincent (you told me that only your mom and I are allowed to call you that), I love you too but I know in my heart that you actually love me. I know you check these regularly, so please respond so that I can stop obsessing. xoxo

Love-related "missed connections" are the most bittersweet kind, aren't they? Please, Vince, we beg of you...we know that you're now a huge star and a member of the New Gay Mafia*, but would it kill you to pick up a phone and call Favreau? These pining Craiglist ads are breaking our hearts.


[*Remember, "gay" can also mean "merrymaking"!]