Paris Hilton Gets Her Mouth Around Carl's Junior
The above pic (click it for a bigger version), supposedly straight from the set of Paris Hilton's "too hot for TV" Carl's Jr commercial, is spreading around the internets courtesy of a do-gooder whom we're sure has absolutely no vested interest in promoting the fast-food chain or the press-whoring celebutante's attempts at burger-fellating semi-outrageousness. Some good might actually have come out of this, however. If you imagine that the angry fetus who threatens to rip out his mom's uterus in an earlier Carl's commercial is actually inside Paris, that ad campaign finally starts to make some sense.