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· Richard Gere: "I'm hard of hearing and I have a bad hip. We all have problems." True, and understandable enough...unless you're saying it to a fan in a wheelchair.
· Steven Colbert gets his own show on Comedy Central in the fall, thereby reducing the time he's available to be hilarious on The Daily Show. A bittersweet moment for us all.
· The Carolyn, The Ellen, The Portia: Feh offers these and other entries from the Encyclopedia of Lesbian Hairdos.
· It only took a few weeks, but it looks like the folks at Jimmy Kimmel will finally get around to picking on the Star Wars nerds across the street.