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We expected that the breakneck pace and nonstop, paparazzi-friendly osculation of the Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes Unconvincing Handsy Lovers World Tour might take its toll on a new couple, but we never expected that the unyielding spotlight would drive Cruise crazy and cause him to attempt to gnaw off his new publicity partner's face. Yes, these pics (supposedly snapped during a recent shopping trip in Hollywood) are disturbing, but so are many things about the relationship. Always remember: behind every publicist-orchestrated making-out photo op lies a pair of painfully chapped lips.