Rhetorically Fighting The Velvet Rope
Lest you believe blogs fail to contribute to the cultural lexicon:
ar min
n.
1. Night club bouncer from late 20th and early 21st centuries. Rose to prominence at Lotus and Bungalow 8.
2. Asshole.
tr.v. ar mined, ar min ing, ar mins
1. To be rejected from a night club for any number of capricious reasons (being a man, too many men in a group, Armin happens to be on the rag that day, etc.): "I was armined last night by Armin because he is a douche."
2. To kill in a violent or brutal manner: "I armined this guy and now his ass is where his face is supposed to be."
The Rhinoblogger felt it necessary to invent a word which captures the lunacy of thousands of well-to-do people clamoring at velvet ropes across this city begging for the opportunity to suck some guys dick on the hope of being allowed into to some shithole where one would be given the privilige [sic] of buying a $400 bottle of Vodka.
