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Great news for the unemployment posse! The uni-monikered Toshi, best known for throwing saintly parties in the Puck building where topless women serve drinks from an open bar to thousands of partygoers whom you've never heard of, is hiring:

polite friendly tosh-ette bartenders, cocktail waitresses - $400-$500/nite
personable on-stage performance masseuses/masseurs - $700-$900/nite
dancers, singers, percussionists, horn section, djs - negotiable
interns (1-6 months, multi-lingual EU nationals a plus) - negotiable
promoters (warm, chic and NON-pushy) - incentive based

guaranteed contracts
airfare and accommodations included for EU nationals living abroad.

apply online www.toshijobs.com

Should you be so lucky, you can earn hundreds of decadent dollars a night while letting your udders decadently flap in the breeze of this epicenter of decadence. Naifs and/or Eurotrash preferred, but not required.