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We really don't know what to say about Liquid Generation's latest ripped-from-the-headlines Flash opus, which features a tighty-whitey clad Tom Cruise musing about his sexuality while wooing Katie Holmes with 50 Cent's "Candy Shop." How about this? Guys, even if your bones wind up ground into an omelet at the Celebrity Centre's Sunday brunch and devoured by lawyers, it was all worth it for the padlock on Holmes' panties.