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Nothing that happens for the rest of the day can hurt us. From Craigslist Capetown's "Missed Connections":

Looking for skinny, black, funny man. REWARD!
I'm sure there are a lot of skinny black men in your glorious country. I'm sure there are some funny ones too. This pic will help narrow your search [Ed.—above]. Your reward is the feeling of satisfaction from a job well done. On with your search! God speed!

Wow, you'd think that Comedy Central would hire a private investigator or something to hunt down their network's biggest star. But maybe they had to raid their "fugitive comedian recovery" budget to afford Chappelle's $50 million contract.