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Wherein we invite our readers to pin on their five-point badge, strap on their six-shooters, and stroll out into the dusty Old West street where humpy E! gossip outlaw Ted Casablanca is waiting for his weekly blind item showdown. This week, Ted tosses aside gay sex in favor of some slice-and-dice. Spin your spurs with One Disappearing Blind Vice:

Ted sez: "Take a breather this week, bossman, this one's about a gal who prefers to sniff, not suck, her candy. Morgan Mayhem is the doll. Such a cutie-tamootie, she's got charm pouring out of her sweet little dimples—not to mention that great ass of hers. Unfortunately, M.'s well-photographed behind is oddly altered as of late." Read the item.

You say: Send your guesses to defamer[AT]gmail.com and put "blind" in the subject line. We'll post your responses later today.