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· The hilarious Greg Proops hosts his Chat Show at Largo with writer/publisher/literary faith healer Dave Eggers. It's sold out (we found out the hard way), but there will be some standing room/bar seating.
· Mike "M" Doughty, late of Soul Coughing, plays the Troubadour. We apologize if the "late" makes him sound deceased; he almost certainly is alive.
· But this guy is definitely dead: Hollywood Forever cemetery, the hottest final resting place for dead celebrities this side of Hades itself, hosts a memorial and screening of the silent film The Black Pirate in honor of the 122nd anniversary of Douglas Fairbanks, Sr.'s birth. You will rarely find yourself with such a perfect opportunity to make pirate noises in a graveyard.