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Yes, we know that Burt Reynolds slapped a dude for admitting he hadn't seen the original The Longest Yard. (You've probably already seen this elsewhere by now, but we keep getting e-mail about it, so there it is.) Here's our proposition: We will pay a ten dollar bounty (or "honorarium," if you want to get fancy or should a bounty prove illegal) to anyone who can induce Reynolds to kick them in the ass by telling him that Stroker Ace was easily his best work. Visual proof will be required, but hey: ten bucks.