Now Hiring: The Ones Who Need You The Most

It's Friday, it's a holiday weekend — what better time to quit your job? Turns out there's a completely surprising availability at Islam's favorite weekly mag:
Newsweek Magazine seeks a PUBLICIST.
Really? No shit.
Job Listings - Publicist, Newsweek [mediabistro]
Help Not-So-Wanted At Newsweek [Wonkette]