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Subject: Rilo Kiley
From: [Redacted]@associates.usss.dhs.gov
Date: Fri, 27 May 2005 08:54:47 -0400

[Quoting from yesterday's Gawker To-Do list] "Fight the hipsters for space to see Rilo Kiley at Webster Hall. Remember when singer Jenny Lewis starred in the cinematic masterpiece Troop Beverly Hills back in 1990? Shout at her to make a sequel. The world could use it. And maybe you'll see Shelley Long."

And the Guitarist was on Nickelodeon's "Salute Your Shorts!"

Thanks for that hilarious bit of pop cultural ephemera, but, uh... Department of Homeland Security? Shouldn't you be inspecting shipping containers or something? I feel totally unsafe right now. -AP