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In an effort to focus on their upcoming movie and diffuse some of the tabloid heat generated by their recent African sex safari and Moroccan sex-bazaar quickies, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's handlers have booked them in separate hotels (such is the power of their sexual attraction that Pitt would drill a glory-hole in the wall with his genitals if they were housed in adjoining rooms) during a New York jaunt for some TV appearances. And just so everyone knows their people aren't fucking around about playing coy with the couple's relationship, Pitt's publicist broke the glass on her Emergency Flack Kit :

"I don't have a comment today, yesterday or tomorrow," she says.

Gasp! The dreaded No Comment in Perpetuity! By eliminating the option of both past and future comment options, the wily publicist has ensured that enterprising reporters can't hop in their time machines and confront her with contradictory evidence from another era, like People's 2008* cover story, "Brad and Angelina's Top Acrobatic Sexual Positions For Monogamous Couples: A Photo Essay."

[*After Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' Superbowl XLI Halftime Heterosexual Intercourse Extravaganza in 2007, things are going to be a lot more liberal.]