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We'd like to take a moment to quickly congratulate CNN on their 25th anniversary — look how you've grown! We also commend them for taking 2 minutes out of today's masturbatory programming schedule of self-congratulation and nostalgia ("Remember our Columbine coverage? That was a doozy.") to show breaking footage of a very cute squirrel. Good thing there's no real news today.

Some Defining Moments of CNN's First 25 Years [CNN]