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Dear Beloved Readers,

With Gawker Media's precious hamsters engaged in other, launch-related activities today, we haven't been getting the e-mail directed to our tips@defamer.com e-mail address, and haven't received any of your tips, amateur nude photography, or hate mail all morning. We'd really appreciate it if you CC all mail to defamer[AT]gmail.com for the time being, and resend anything you'd like us to read that didn't make it through. This might help explain some of the rudeness behind the fact that we haven't replied to your messages today, other than the usual malicious neglect that we pass on from our overlords to you.

Thank you for your continuing support and patience in these troubling times. Give yourselves twenty dollars for the inconvenience, and put it on the Underhill tab.

Sincerely,
Your Loving Defamer Editor