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· We'd be remiss if we didn't mention an opportunity for you to observe Andy Dick in a setting other than on all fours in a public bathroom, looking to either nip at your ankles or cadge your blow. To wit: Dick's on the panel for J. Keith van Straaten's What's My Line? Live On Stage at the ACME Theater.
·Hey, don't you find the thought of watching two living, breathing humans having sex, like, the biggest turn-off ever? No? Yeah, uh, we don't either. But just in case you're a real sickie, Inflated: The Blow Up Doll Films of Steve Hall and Cathee Wilkins screens at the Egyptian tonight.
·Malcom-Jamal Warner whips himself up into a human tornado of dreadlocks, sitcom fame, and surprisingly moving verse at the Flypoet Spoken Word and Music Showcase at the Conga Room.
·What's the only thing cooler than a seminal-nineties-retro-futuristic-indie-synth-tronica band? A
seminal-nineties-retro-futuristic-indie-synth-tronica band side project. But you knew that already. Monade, featuring Laetetia Sadier of Stereolab, plays tonight at the Troubadour. Also:
Fishcerspooner provides art-damaged bleeps and drum loops you can handle at the Henry Fonda Theater; The Go Gos show at the House of Blues has been postponed.