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It's been nearly two days since Lindsay Lohan's ride was rather rudely de-pimped by a crash-happy paparazzo; the incident's all over but the jail time and the lawyers' public positioning for the inevitable lawsuit:

Lohan's lawyer, Jay Lavely, told us the actress "was being pursued by paparazzi. She was trying to find the police when she was broadsided. She was very shaken up. As she was sitting in the car, other paparazzi kept snapping her picture and videotaping her."

"I knew it was just a matter of time before something like this happened," added Lavely.

Unfortunately for his client, the lawyer's gift of prescience only works for literal car-wrecks; the figurative, career/life-related types apparently will continue to unfold in slow motion, completely unseen by his magic third eye.