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This headline hangs above a Rush & Molloy story about how Max Baer Jr. has accused director Ron Howard of playing fast and loose with the facts about Baer's boxer father in Cinderella Man. Poppycock! Has Jethro never seen A Beautiful Mind, the most stunningly accurate depiction of mental illness ever committed to film, which finally taught the world that schizophrenics go through life accompanied by a gang of adorable imaginary friends? Howard's record in such matters is unimpeachable.

Meanwhile, on-screen Cinderella foes Russell Crowe and Craig Bierko once again "spar" in the media, continuing a highly public difference of opinion about acting methods that almost certainly has nothing to do with the movie's premiere today.

Also worth noting: Rush & Molloy's unfortunate reference to Meg White as Jack White's "sister" (second item in Side Dish, re: JW's "wedding"). If you don't know why we're pointing this out, we absolutely refuse to tell you the answer to the joke about how many hipsters it takes to screw in a lightbulb.