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· "Well, take for example Christopher Reeve...Now here is a man, and I care about Christopher Reeve because I think he is an incredibly talented man. But look at him; where has his career gone?" Here come the Tom Cruise parody blogs, led by the delightful Tom Cruise's Medical Forum.
· Peruse the assault complaint against Russell Crowe, courtesy of The Smoking Gun, where a telephone becomes a "dangerous instrument" and an unappreciated musical visionary becomes a "defendant."
· Someone on the Mr. and Mrs. Smith promotional team deserves a promotion for this truly brilliant effort. Really, maybe all the way to president of production.
·Why can't we make ourselves believe that Paris Hilton registered for a Frydaddy?