• If this gets any more incestuous, we'll be forced to move to West Virginia, redux: We love Choire's column on going party reporting with Elizabeth.* [NYO]
• Page Six calls out Today show's media ethics. With a straight face, even. [NYP]
• Wall Street doesn't like tabloid powerhouse American Media any more than Cameron Diaz does. [NYP]
• And Russ Smith doesn't like The Twins of TriBeCa. Of course, we can't remember the last time he liked anything, so that's not really very helpful, is it? [N.Y. Sun]

[*Disclosure: Elizabeth Spiers was the founding editor of Gawker.com.]