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· Oh, those Golden Girls, always trying to save the elephants! Next week, Bea Arthur will do her part and beat some ivory poachers to death with her bare hands.
· Nicole Kidman hangs out with man, makes news.
· Coldplay's new album opens at number one, proving the country's thirst for exceptionally well-produced elevator music.
· Porn-purveying sister site Fleshbot rounds up the most recent action in the runaway celebrity areola space.