· Go ahead and admit it: You SO want to go to the 92nd Street Y to see VF contributing editor Christopher Hitchens speak about Thomas Jefferson, if only just to see if he's sober. [92Y]
· Even if you couldn't understand the first five words of James Joyce's Ulysses, you've at least heard of the book. So you're more than prepared to enjoy tonight's Bloomsday on Broadway XXIV, a musical interpretation of Joyce's 6,000-lb tome. Daily Showster Stephen Colbert stars. [flavorpill]
· Music fans just can't catch a break from Webster Hall. Iron & Wine plays a sold-out show there tonight, which means you can easily buy some tickets out front — probably off of some aging hipster who can't bear the thought of going inside. [Upcoming]