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· Twenty bucks gets you in the door of the Pan Andreas Theatre for a reading of a new sitcom. Yes, it sounds a little like an evil Fox network plot, until you realize it's a charity benefit for the Elliott Smith Memorial Fund, then feel bad for being initially suspicious.
· An Impressive Night Of Music: The Futureheads at the Henry Fonda; Spoon at the Avalon (if we try and sneak up to the Spider Club afterwards, are we going to be brutalized by security?); Junior Senior at Spaceland.
· Comedy Death Ray brings a lineup to M Bar that will have you either soiling your drawers with laughter or from the intimidation of being in a such a small space with such big names (or both), with Sarah "This Kimmel Thing Can't Last Forever" Silverman, Zach Galifianakis, Greg Proops, Andy Kindler, and host Brody Stevens.