Would You? Please? Because You Sound Such Like a Charming Conversationalist

A mass e-mail recently forwarded to us:
From: Andrew Creighton
Date: Jun 23, 2005 5:38 PM
Subject: Stolen Phone
To:
My phone has been stolen
If you want me to have your number so I can call you and talk to you about a variety of interesting things then send me it
Thanks
Andrew
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Andrew Creighton, Publisher
VICE
XX Leonard Street
London
And what will it take for you to promise not to call?