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Wherein we invite our readers to stare at the words randomly arranged in humpy E! gossip spin-artist Ted Casablanca's weekly blind item, feign comprehension, and make a wild guess as to the carefully obscured identity of this week's naughty celebrity. Tiptoe through the delicate field of daisies that is One Randy-Candy Blind Vice:

Ted sez: "Did somebody mention food? What's that? Something one puts in one's mouth? Yech! Poo! Feh! Morgan Mayhem sure thinks so. I mean, really. If it's not some body part attached to some sorry-ass man she's currently taking hostage, M2 really has no interest in placing much else in her increasingly bizarrely painted mouth." Read the item.

You say: Send your guesses to defamer[AT]gmail.com and put "blind" in the subject line. We'll post your responses later today.