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Maybe it's the impending holiday weekend, maybe it's the difficulty of the first part of the item, or maybe you're just tired of these blow-related blind items, but calling the response to today's item "tepid" would be like saying Lindsay Lohan is "mildly interested in exploring the Hollywood social scene." Take another peek at One High-Flying Blind Vice before we continue with this charade:

Ted sez: "Let's see, you want the one about the famous executive-star, Pert Member, who offers up his private jet to closeted homo stars, so they can take their boyfriends out for superprivate humping 37,000 feet up? Well, I've never been asked on board (even though my abs are in pretty damn good shape these days...I just don't get it), so let's stick with something I know of fer sure:
Pixie Mixie is at it again. But since her partner in crime, Morgan Mayhem, is ever more shocked by the quantity of nose-goodies Pix puts up her ever-disappearing nostrils, Ms. Mix is on to her latest victim, Ham Drum." Read the item.

You say: Your guesses are after the jump:

You say: In the case of "Pert Member," the only potential culprit receiving multiple guesses was John Travolta. While it's undoubtedly true that Travolta is a known plane enthusiast, the item is about an "executive star" and the "Ain't" section features Donald Trump, Steve Jobs, and Dr. Phil. Travolta and the others named all share the quality of having bloated heads, both of the literal and figurative variety, but we don't think Ted meant that Poof Pounder Airlines is run by an actor. Then again, what do we know? We're not even sure the item is presented in English.

Don't worry, tiger, you'll get 'em next week.

You say: In the case of "Pixie Mixie and Ham Dram," nearly all of you assigned blind item blame to different permutations of that fearsome club-haunting troika of Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, and Kimberly Stewart. Which one is which? Who knows? Once you're in the stall, it's every nostril for itself. But we must admit that we find it very interesting that there are only three actresses in Hollywood who seem to enjoy the recreational use of narcotics. We'd hate to see the bill from their dealer.

And The Andy Dick "You Also Say" Memorial Item Goes To: Ann B. Davis, The Brady Bunch's Alice. Although we're not sure if our reader was tying her to the coke item or the hot, gay action at 37,000 feet.

And today only, behold the one-time-only "Someone Is Very, Very Bored" award:

Ahh, you succulent sorcerors of work-squashing slander, For your Blind-Vice guessing game I shall take a gander: Pixie Mixie is not one but two, the olsen twins: still at NYU? And Morgan Mayhem, I've said it before Lindsey Lohan: less is more. Han Drum, I'm not so sure, perhaps his bolivian-latin style is more "pure". Wilmer Valdermerra is my crappy-ass guess, And now I must return to images.google.com for lindsey's chest.


Thanks to everyone for playing!