Gossip Roundup: This Is No Time for a Royal Range Rover
• The Range Rover driven by Prince Charles during his honeymoon with Princess Diana was put up on eBay yesterday, then abruptly removed after the terror attacks for fear of being insensitive. Rightfully so, but wasn't it just as insensitive before the bombs went off? [Page Six]
• Lloyd Grove asks, "Is there a more exquisite form of torture than hand-washing Fabian Basabe's underpants?" Yes, Lloyd, and it involves your underpants. [Lowdown (last item)]
• Brad Pitt and George Clooney sign on to build another, much-needed Vegas casino. Then they'll concoct an elaborate scheme for a major heist and rob themselves blind. [Page Six]
• Robert Trump, tired of living in the shadow of his bombastic brother Donald, is gearing up for his own high-profile divorce from his wife of 20 years, Blaine. [Gatecrasher]