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· Are there any sweeter words in the English language than "A Conversation With Andy Dick"? Well, perhaps, "A Conversation With Andy Dick That Doesn't End With His Tongue In Your Mouth And His Hand On Your Eightball." But let's not quibble over semantics, just enjoy the evening with Dick at SAG's James Cagney Room.
· Easy choice: You can see Billy Corgan begin his two-night sold-out stand at the Fonda OR watch Hillary Duff lip-sync her way through 90 minutes at the Greek. It would be an easy choice for us, anyway, if we'd remembered to buy Corgan tickets.
· A more difficult choice: Watch as Defamer's favorite Hollywood war bride, Gigi Levangie Grazer, signs her novel The Starter Wife at Dutton’s, OR check out the book launch for The Stripper's Guide To Looking Great Naked at the Silent Movie Theater. Decisions, decisions...