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At the risk of completely handing over this Wednesday to His Galloping, Creamy-Maned Majesty, we did sort of promise you that we'd pass along the cover of UK mag The Big Issue invoking Hollywood's Hottest Nickname. So, there it is, thanks to a very generous reader with a scanner. You can click it and make it even larger, which sounds suspiciously like "another path to the waterfall," if you get our heavy-handed drift. An excerpt from the mag, in which Wilson is once again forced to confront his loving moniker, is featured after the jump.

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Despite this major victory for worldwide Stallion adoption, our mission is far from complete. A reader informs us:

I was watching "Attack of the Show" on G4 Tech TV to get a glimpse of mc chris when I heard them talking about the Stallion's new movie "The Wedding Crashers" The hosts, who are pretty dumb and not very enthusiastic, referred to "The Butterscotch Stallion" and his new movie. Only they were actually talking about Vince Vaughn. I guess nobody sent them the memo.

Consider the memo sent. This kind of sloppy, nonsensical nickname-application cannot stand. Does Vince Vaughn look like a Butterscotch Stallion? No, he does not.

And in our last bit of Wilson-related news, the I Can Change This Later, Right? blog thinks it knows where the actor's getting his waterfall metaphors.