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· Help defend LA's honor by voting it the World's Sluttiest City at Gridskipper, a fine Gawker Media Internet Site™. Bangkok's in the lead, but we know that LA has a much higher sluts-per-capita rating.
· "'Really happy,' she gushed, at the 'Batman Begins' L.A. premiere. 'I don't care, I'm so happy,' she told People. 'I mean, I'm just so happy,' she confessed to W magazine. 'I love celebrating our happiness.' 'I'm very, very happy,' she crowed at the 'Batman Begins' London premiere." Please, somebody buy brainwashed Scientology bride-to-be Katie Holmes a thesaurus. At least Tom occasionally mixes in an "extraordinary" when he's pretending to be in love.
· Hey, unicorns!
· Don't you kind of wish that it was the janitor from One Day at a Time co-hosting the Teen Choice Awards with Hill to the Duff, and not Deuce Bigalow?
· Don't bother calling Angelina Jolie's people for comment.