Matchmaker, Matchmaker Make Me a Match
Ladies, meet Jacob Manczyk. An Upper West Side currency trader bedecked in the finest khakis, Manczyk hit the Makor/Steinhardt Center singles night in search of a single Jewess to capture his heart. It's not easy, however, to find mishpacha-making material:
It s hard to find someone you re compatible with," he said. "You need the physical and the emotional attraction. I ve met some very nice, intelligent women at events like these, and we ve connected in that way.
Wait, so, that means the nice, intelligent Jewish girls aren t aesthetically pleasing? Oh, shit. Oh, no. I didn t mean to say that, Mr. Manczyk muffled, face in his hands. A pause. No one is going to read this anyway, right? Right. Are you single?
She was before you went and made an ass of yourself. But don't worry, nobody reads this stuff.
