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Wherein we invite our readers to snorkel in the murky, gossip-infested waters of humpy E! gossip Cousteau Ted Casablanca and guess the identity of his weekly blind item. After a week recharging his linguistic powers at the supposed site of the Tower of Babel (the region has a pretty hot club scene, we hear), Ted delivers the goods, chronicling the activities of a womanizing actor who secretly prefers his private ladies to be barely-legal dudes. Float placidly in One Nearly Hairless Blind Vice:

Ted sez: "Oh, not really, I guess, as I've heard this same-sex scuttlebutt about Stanley Manly for years. Just never believed. Until now. But, per usual, I'm getting ahead of myself. Historically, Stan is one of Hollywood's premier cocksmen, digits down. Right and left, S.M. always seems to be out and about, givin' the ol' boudoir eyes to his myriad booby-dolls. He's photographed at H-town's hipper enclaves, always with at least one or two (female) pretties by his svelte side. " Read the item.

You say: Send your guesses to defamer[AT]gmail.com and put "blind" in the subject line. We'll post your responses later today.